Hey America... what the f*ck?!
I've put up with a lot over the years. Ketchup as a vegetable when I was in school. Bush. Not once. Not even twice. Three god*amn times. Susan B. Anthony dollars. Crocs.
But you've gone too far, America. This time... you've gone too far.
Have you really shelled out nearly $150 million dollars to see National Treasure: Book of Secrets?" YES, America, you have.
You filthy, gutter-dragging, lowest-common-denominator-pandering whore. $150 mil??
That's just wrong.
Its over, America. I'm going back to China. Call me when you're ready to drop that kinda dough on movies like ONCE.
- Charlie
I have two friends in that movie.
ReplyDeleteI actually liked National Treasure 2.
ReplyDeletei loved this blog and came across it whilst researching my dissertation, on remakes prequels and sequels.
ReplyDeleteAs film makers, do u guys mind answering some questions for my for research as i like the sound of your oppinions, you obviously know your way around the film world.
hope you can get back to me
James-Dean
j.summerfield@rave.ac.uk
Dear Sir,
ReplyDeleteI find your comments about National Treasure 2, false AND erroneous. National Treasure 2, is just that, a National Treasure. It speaks TO the people ABOUT the people. It relates tales of our history and tells us the story of our past. Those who see it should not be scorned, they should be praised for their pro-American attitudes. It is you, sir, who should shamed for your obvious anti-american ways. Are you a terrorist?? I hope that my humble comment has helped you to see the error of your ways. Because one day, I may actually want to go see this movie and I don't need your shitty guilt.
Sincerely,
Sparkle McFly