Hey America... what the f*ck?!
I've put up with a lot over the years. Ketchup as a vegetable when I was in school. Bush. Not once. Not even twice. Three god*amn times. Susan B. Anthony dollars. Crocs.
But you've gone too far, America. This time... you've gone too far.
Have you really shelled out nearly $150 million dollars to see National Treasure: Book of Secrets?" YES, America, you have.
You filthy, gutter-dragging, lowest-common-denominator-pandering whore. $150 mil??
That's just wrong.
Its over, America. I'm going back to China. Call me when you're ready to drop that kinda dough on movies like ONCE.
- Charlie
Once just humble low-rent screenwriters, Charlie & Dave have now evolved and write about writing, more than they actually... erm... write.
American expat Charlie is now in Beijing, and spins tales of life and business in China, while reporting on the local entertainment scene.
California expat Dave is now in New York, and spins tales of life, love, and survival in New York, while reporting on whatever it is people in Tarrytown do.
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