So aren't we all glad Dave's back? I know I am! He actually finished his first pass at our first draft last night, solving some serious Gunmen issues. He mentioned in this blog that he was working on it, but after that, he discovered that we had a couple of dangling gunmen. Dude's who we'd introduced earlier in the flick, but never resolved later.
Apparently they were just wandering around in the yard while all hell broke loose inside the house. I kept suggesting we have a meteorite hit the yard, smiting them both, but he wasn't going for it. No.... Dave wanted to do it the "RIGHT" way. So... Dave did a great job of cleaning that up. God bless ya, Dave.
But that's not what I'm here to write about.
NAY! I'm here today to talk about Boobs. That's right. Good ol' fashioned, all-American, red-blooded Cans.
Last night he IM's me, with major, exciting news. Below is the actual exchange (I'm "SanPiero" and Dave is "bbs7ucco"):
bbs7ucco: dude. so like I'm chatting with Producer Guy, and they might shoot a version of the bathroom scene in the beginning when Connor and Linda are getting hot and heavy with Linda topless!
sanpiero: YEAH!?!?!?
sanpiero: for US market?
sanpiero: and europe?
bbs7ucco: yup. his Domestic distributors have been bugging him about adding a little skin (boobs only) into his pictures, there are some domestic buyers who won't touch it without that. he's never done that, especially since International specifically CAN'T have that kind of stuff.
sanpiero: nice
sanpiero: so they shoot it twice
sanpiero: I like it. Hey... wait a minute... how's he even know about that bathroom scene?
bbs7ucco: well he mentioned it as something to think about for any future films we write for him, and I said "You know, if you want, there's a scene in Siege that could easily be done to show some skin if you want.)
sanpiero: nice!
bbs7ucco: right. shoot it first with her in bra and panties, as it's written, then take the bra off and shoot it again.
sanpiero: excellent. SO... um... any idea when they'll shoot that?
bbs7ucco: what do you mean? They're still in early pre-pro. They haven't set any dates yet for anything.
sanpiero: right. But... you know... maybe a ballpark date? They'll be doing that down in Orlando, right? Like... 6 or 7 hours from here? Easy car ride.
bbs7ucco: no idea.
sanpiero: Ok. But probably in early January, huh? Do you think they'll use a body double, or will it really be the actress' boobs?
bbs7ucco: Dude... I have no idea.
sanpiero: I bet it'll be the real actress. Wow.
bbs7ucco: You're kind of creeping me out.
sanpiero: Actress boobies. Man, oh man.
bbs7ucco: Knock it off.
sanpiero: Are they going to get the actress we talked about? She seems like she'd have great boobs.
bbs7ucco: *** Error while sending IM: This user is currently not logged on
sanpiero: Dave?
bbs7ucco: *** Error while sending IM: This user is currently not logged on
sanpiero: Dang.
So there you have it. A major breakthru in our movie.
We can't actually *SAY* "tits," but we can have 'em.
Hooray for Hollywood!
Charlie
Tuesday, November 29, 2005
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