Anyhow... I submitted the most absurd concept I could come up with - an animated musical based on the adventures of ROSEBUD, the sled of childhood memories that haunts CITIZEN KANE.
Our good friends at the Screenplay Agency are intrigued...
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We look forward to receiving your materials.
Best regards,
Sherry Fine - V.P. Acquisitions
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Now the tough part. Do I wanna go as far as Warren and frankenedit together a hodge-podge of crap that has nothing to do with anything (much less a singing and dancing sled) and send it off to Ms. Fine?
Hrmmm....
Tempting.